#9 Wife asked me to pick up tampons for her.
I really hope he bought the right tampons too, to follow-up on the joke after his wife freaks out.
#8 “I need some layers.”
Not the layers she asked for.. I think hiring a barber is the mistake here, she learned the hard way not to hire a cheap barber.
#7 “Can you put back the pavements?”
Looks like he was only paid to put back the pavements, but was not told to put them back at their right place.
#6 “Label all bottles.”
Seems more like a bored minimum wage worker.
Should have labeled it dirty or spotty.